When you pray!

When you pray, who listens? The NSA :)

We are all gay!

Rejoice all gay men; your number on this planet earth has multiplied into billions as in B. Wondering how? Please read the following for the answer.

Yesterday while masturbating it dawned on humble (yes monks do or too masturbate) that  “the hand” is masculine not feminine. Which means hand is male, therefore any man rather all men who masturbate they do it with another “male”. Do you know what do you call a male who likes to have sex with another male? GAY., yes you got it right.

Now the only men who have never ever have masturbated are straight, and I can tell you brother they are not too many in existence…. Pat Robertson? Pope Francis? Rabbi David Lau, Mullah Omar, GOP, T Party…. What do you say…hahahahahaha. You still want to hate gays???? Do you?

Pictorial credits thanks to google

This Party is Going Nuts!

Happy Columbus Day?

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Foul, foul, foul..

Know your Bible!

As you all know humble is at a monastery and undergoing reform. During this period of prayer and repentance your humble is doing Bible study as well. The humble monk wanted to share some Bible with y'all too, he sneaked out to do this post from the nearest (20 miles) internet cafe. Here is your first one, will do the next one when I will sneak out again.... excuse my language.....I am on a constant watch..shhhh

Girls you are considered property, incase you didn't know...

see I told ya'



humble thanks all the sources used for this post, the humble graphics do not belong to the monk..