There we go again!

Mohammad Anders Behring Breivik?

Right after the news broke out about the Norway massacre, I scolded one billion Muslims for being evil. 

I turned on all the television sets, in my humble abode to watch what media pundits were saying against Islam and Muslims. They were so sure that the incident had all the "signature" of Muslim terrorist. Every word they said against those __ was like honey. 

I was so disappointed by the Norway government, they announced the perpetrator was a highly educated, affluent, blond, blue eyed, Right wing Christian. I can't believe it. They are mistaken. They have the wrong guy. I bet it was some dark skinned guy with a Muslim name. I called Guru on the holy hotline.

Phone ringing...

Guru: Hello!

Follower: Hope at the airports, TSA will not profile us good Christians who are blond with blue eyes. We are all good people. That guy was a lunatic. 

Guru: I don't see any problem with that. I mean profiling of blond, blue eyed young men.

Follower: But he was a loner, a lunatic, and a mad man. We don't go and kill innocent people. 

Guru: I know, we send our warplanes and military to do that, don't we? 

Follower: Don't you go there your holiness? Don't be unpatriotic. Remember they came and attacked us.

Guru: Who? All the Afghans, all Iraqis, all Muslims attacked us?  Were they also not a few mad men, lunatics, sent by an evil man?

Follower: That is different.

Guru: How?

Follower: But your holiness, We have never killed people of other faiths. Always, very tolerant.

Guru: Yes of course, during the Spanish, Portuguese and Roman inquisitions, it was for the sake of tolerance, that we killed or converted millions of Jews and Muslim. Crusades my dear, were out of love for Muslims and Jews.

Follower: Hello! Hello! There is disturbance in the line, can’t hear you your holiness.

Follower: How can a Christian kill another Christian?

Guru: Like we did during the Inquisition. Brand anyone heretic, and kill. We killed fellow Christians from 12^th century AD to 16^th century AD. How about the Salem witch trials and lynching of African Americans. The holocaust and violence in Ireland. Did you forget Oklahoma bombing? What about killing of abortion doctors and murder of Matthew Shepard?

Follower: Hello! Hello! Can’t hear you, Hello!