Our clients are looking for God. If You are a God and meet the following criteria:
Single, (never married). Never had any kids, (no not even a son).
You, do not play favoritism or guarantee salvation, heaven/paradise or 72 virgins to any of the following gangs:
Muslims, Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists and Sikhs
Treat people of all races, all genders, all sexual orientations and financial status, equally.
You are Loving, Caring, Beneficent and Merciful.
All seeing, all hearing and all knowing.
Experienced in accepting and granting prayers.
You are the God we are looking for. Please send your resume ASAP; our clients do not want to stay Godless for long.