Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Friday, December 6, 2013
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Thank you ____For a lovely, educated and intellectual First Couple.
All you Racist, Republicans, Tea-party and nut-cases eat your hearts out on this Thanksgiving, the Obama's are still in the White House, Affordable Health care law is still the law and the Democrats have got their spunk back; filibuster days in Senate are over.
Friday, November 22, 2013
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Friday, October 25, 2013
Rejoice all gay men; your number on this planet earth has multiplied into billions as in B. Wondering how? Please read the following for the answer.
Yesterday while masturbating it dawned on humble (yes monks do or too masturbate) that “the hand” is masculine not feminine. Which means hand is male, therefore any man rather all men who masturbate they do it with another “male”. Do you know what do you call a male who likes to have sex with another male? GAY., yes you got it right.
Now the only men who have never ever have masturbated are straight, and I can tell you brother they are not too many in existence…. Pat Robertson? Pope Francis? Rabbi David Lau, Mullah Omar, GOP, T Party…. What do you say…hahahahahaha. You still want to hate gays???? Do you?
Pictorial credits thanks to google
Monday, October 14, 2013
Thursday, October 3, 2013
Girls you are considered property, incase you didn't know...
humble thanks all the sources used for this post, the humble graphics do not belong to the monk..
Thursday, September 5, 2013
|Holyman, The Guru|
All hell broke last night. Holyman the Guru called on the secure mystic line (yes the one NSA can’t tap). Guru sounded very upset, he had read my post “Fuck you Mr. President” and was not very thrilled. Guru said “What business you have to speak on political issues? That flowery language of those rappers that you used, why? What has gotten into you O! Humble follower?
I said well don’t you see what is going on, he said “I see nothing but love and peace”. I said I don’t see it, I just see hate and unrest, he said, “Look with a Mystic eye, not with these physical ones you lowly monk.”
Guru said, “All your past meditations, fasting and hours of prayers are null and void because of your post on two petty politicians who value their ego more than human life.”
Guru demoted me from “humble follower” to “very humble follower”. I have been re-assigned and asked to go into a long retreat in order to retrieve my mystic vision that I have lost. Guru asked me to apologize to Mr. President and to “Un-Fuck” my Fuck you phrase.
Mr. President and fellow humans, “very humble monk” is “very” remorseful on the post “Fuck you Mr. President”. Humble monk became so low that he meddled into worldly games of politicians, and not only that but used very fiery and petty language like them as well.
So Mr. President I apologize. I take my “Fuck You” back. Actually Mr. President “Fuck me” for getting involved into that filthy business of politics.
Mr. President, go attack Syria; kill all those innocent people whom Mr. Bashar al Asad has not been able to kill. Go finish the job. Spy on your fellow Americans, let FBI, IRS, NSA, DHS and local police departments harass ordinary citizens and the dissidents. Just remember less than four years from now you too will be an ordinary citizen. Let New York Police continue “Stop and Frisk”. But do remember your girls will not turn white living in the White House, less than four years from now when they will not have Secretive Service to protect them; I hope they will not get stopped and frisked in the streets of New York by the dutiful NYC police.
I am just a very humble follower a very lowly monk, what do I have to do with all this business. I am going back to retreat and meditation in the Humble Monastery. Yes I do want my vision back that of love and peace. NSA boys you have one less person to worry about, since there is no phone and no internet in the Humble Monastery. Circus will be closed for some time my friends. Bye bye, adios, salut….
thanks to: leftcoastvoices.wordpress.com, google, animation library etc for the graphics
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
|9-25-13! My 2nd open heart surgery. |
Heart family thank you for keeping me in
Camilos was diagnosed with a Congenital Heart Defect. His preliminary diagnosis is Double Outlet Right Ventricle (DORV) with Hypoplastic Left Heart Syndrome (HLHS) also reffered to as "half a heart".
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
|They are all snakes|
Humble monk is very upset today, the horse he bet on thinking he would help bring peace on this planet, turned out to be a snake. He is like all the previous horses that turned out to be snakes. Is it the environment of this White colored house or what? Every horse that goes to live in there turns into a snake. Fellow countrymen lets us ask the Holy Pope to exorcise the White Colored House, so our horses stop turning into snakes.
In every opinion poll less than 10% people support for a Syria attack, but he doesn't listen....
Fuck you Mr. President you too turned out to be an Ass Hole Like them;
Humble monk thanks: grassrootjournal.com, International Herald Tribune, Google, thehollywoodliberal.com, Benn Garrison,silencedmajority.blogs.com etc. for the graphics support.
Monday, August 26, 2013
Monday, August 19, 2013
Holyman Circus is proud to present 135 Climate Change Deniers in the US Congress to you. Let the show began...
|Perry the Crusader|
|Inhofe the Idiot|
|Barton the Reed|
|Rubio the Marco|
|Bachman the Evil Lady|
|Ryan the bodybuilder|
|Rest of the 126|
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
There are 135 (illiterate) climate change deniers in US Congress, visit the link to see their faces. We will be showing their faces too...as soon we humbles get out of the meditation