For intellectually matured audience!
"You want to create boredom? Be politically correct in your conversation." His Holiness Karl Lagerfeld

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Arabs!


And we thought they are always praying to their "Allah". OMG! they dance too...........

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Scarcity of trees, a Big problem!

Scarcity of trees is becoming a big problem not just causing global warming but lack of toilet facility for the dogs! Plant more and more trees please.....

Friday, December 6, 2013

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Happy Thanksgiving America


              Thank you ____For a lovely, educated and intellectual  First Couple. 

All you Racist, Republicans, Tea-party and nut-cases  eat your hearts out on this Thanksgiving, the Obama's are still in the White House, Affordable Health care law is still the law and the Democrats have got their spunk back; filibuster days in Senate are over. 

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Human



Picture does not belong to holyman circus, it is courtesy of tumblr.

Friday, October 25, 2013

We are all gay!



Rejoice all gay men; your number on this planet earth has multiplied into billions as in B. Wondering how? Please read the following for the answer.

Yesterday while masturbating it dawned on humble (yes monks do or too masturbate) that  “the hand” is masculine not feminine. Which means hand is male, therefore any man rather all men who masturbate they do it with another “male”. Do you know what do you call a male who likes to have sex with another male? GAY., yes you got it right.

Now the only men who have never ever have masturbated are straight, and I can tell you brother they are not too many in existence…. Pat Robertson? Pope Francis? Rabbi David Lau, Mullah Omar, GOP, T Party…. What do you say…hahahahahaha. You still want to hate gays???? Do you?
Pictorial credits thanks to google

Monday, October 14, 2013

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Know your Bible!

As you all know humble is at a monastery and undergoing reform. During this period of prayer and repentance your humble is doing Bible study as well. The humble monk wanted to share some Bible with y'all too, he sneaked out to do this post from the nearest (20 miles) internet cafe. Here is your first one, will do the next one when I will sneak out again.... excuse my language.....I am on a constant watch..shhhh


Girls you are considered property, incase you didn't know...
see I told ya'



humble thanks all the sources used for this post, the humble graphics do not belong to the monk..

Thursday, September 5, 2013

I am Sorry Mr. President


Holyman, The Guru

All hell broke last night. Holyman the Guru called on the secure mystic line (yes the one NSA can’t tap). Guru sounded very upset, he had read my post “Fuck you Mr. President” and was not very thrilled. Guru said “What business you have to speak on political issues? That flowery language of those rappers that you used, why? What has gotten into you O! Humble follower?
I said well don’t you see what is going on, he said “I see nothing but love and peace”. I said I don’t see it, I just see hate and unrest, he said, “Look with a Mystic eye, not with these physical ones you lowly monk.” 

Guru said, “All your past meditations, fasting and hours of prayers are null and void because of your post on two petty politicians who value their ego more than human life.” 
Guru demoted me from “humble follower” to “very humble follower”. I have been re-assigned and asked to go into a long retreat in order to retrieve my mystic vision that I have lost. Guru asked me to apologize to Mr. President and to “Un-Fuck” my Fuck you phrase.

Mr. President and fellow humans, “very humble monk” is “very” remorseful on the post “Fuck you Mr. President”. Humble monk became so low that he meddled into worldly games of politicians, and not only that but used very fiery and petty language like them as well.

So Mr. President I apologize. I take my “Fuck You” back. Actually Mr. President “Fuck me” for getting involved into that filthy business of politics.

Mr. President, go attack Syria; kill all those innocent people whom Mr. Bashar al Asad has not been able to kill. Go finish the job.  Spy on your fellow Americans, let FBI, IRS, NSA, DHS and local police departments harass ordinary citizens and the dissidents. Just remember less than four years from now you too will be an ordinary citizen. Let New York Police continue “Stop and Frisk”. But do remember your girls will not turn white living in the White House, less than four years from now when they will not have Secretive Service to protect them; I hope they will not get stopped and frisked in the streets of New York by the dutiful NYC police.


I am just a very humble follower a very lowly monk, what do I have to do with all this business. I am going back to retreat and meditation in the Humble Monastery. Yes I do want my vision back that of love and peace. NSA boys you have one less person to worry about, since there is no phone and no internet in the Humble Monastery. Circus will be closed for some time my friends. Bye bye, adios, salut….




me






thanks to: leftcoastvoices.wordpress.com, google, animation library etc for the graphics

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Pray for Camilos

9-25-13! My 2nd open heart surgery.
Heart family thank you for keeping me in
your prayers.
Camilos was diagnosed with a Congenital Heart Defect. His preliminary diagnosis is Double Outlet Right Ventricle (DORV) with Hypoplastic Left Heart Syndrome (HLHS) also reffered to as "half a heart".

https://www.facebook.com/CamilosStory


Being honest!



picture does not belong to holmancircus. It is on loan through the internet.

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Fuck You Mr. President

They are all snakes

Humble monk is very upset today, the horse he bet on thinking he would help bring peace on this planet, turned out to be a snake. He is like all the previous horses that turned out to be snakes. Is it the environment of this White colored house or what? Every horse that goes to live in there turns into a snake. Fellow countrymen lets us ask the Holy Pope to exorcise the White Colored House, so our horses stop turning into snakes.




In every opinion poll less than 10% people support for a Syria attack, but he doesn't listen....

 Fuck you Mr. President you too turned out to be an Ass Hole Like them;

                    



Humble monk thanks: grassrootjournal.com, International Herald Tribune, Google, thehollywoodliberal.com, Benn Garrison,silencedmajority.blogs.com etc. for the graphics support.


Sunday, September 1, 2013

Pastor Joe Wright's Prayer





THE PRAYER THAT SHOCKED THE WORLD in 1996
When Pastor Minister Joe Wright was asked to open
the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual
generalities, but this is what they heard:

“Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, "Woe to those who call evil good", but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and values.

We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.
We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare..
We have killed our unborn and called it choice.

We have shot anti-abortionists and called it justifiable.
We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem.
We have terrorised the world and called the victims terrorists.
We have abused power and called it politics.

We have coveted our neighbour's possessions and called it ambition.
We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression.
We have ridiculed the time-honoured values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.

Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts today;
cleanse us from every sin and set us free. Amen.”
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The response was immediate. A number of legislators walked out during the prayer in protest.In 6 short weeks, Central Christian Church, where Rev. Wright is pastor, logged more than 5,000 phone calls with only 47 of those calls responding negatively.The church is now receiving international requests for copies of this prayer from India , Africa and Korea .Commentator Paul Harvey aired this prayer on his radio program, "The Rest of the Story," and received a larger response to this program than any other he has ever aired.

 It is 101% true as of now or is it not? what do you think...................

_____Bless Pastor Joe Wright. 


Monday, August 26, 2013

Presidential Vacations!


 Vacations of following Presidents at this time in their respective Presidencies:

14 trips=95 days
50 trips=323 days
11 trips=84 days
29 trips=180 days
A historical fact. a proof who is more serious about his job?

Monday, August 19, 2013

Climate Change Deniers in US Congress!

Holyman Circus is proud to present 135 Climate Change Deniers in the US Congress to you. Let the show began...
Crying Baby

Perry the Crusader

Inhofe the Idiot

Barton the Reed

Rohrabacher Who?

Rubio the Marco

Bachman the Evil Lady

Ryan the bodybuilder

Upton the?
Rest of the 126


Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Illiterate of 21st Century

Via: http://ihateallyourgods.tumblr.com/


There are 135 (illiterate) climate change deniers in US Congress, visit the link to see their faces. We will be showing their faces too...as soon we humbles get out of the meditation
http://my.barackobama.com/Do-One-Thing-for-Climate-Change-Facebook

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Vagina or Rib?

                                                                 Picture via : http-//lmaoatheist.tumblr.com

Monday, July 22, 2013

Radicals are radicals!

          http://silencedmajority.blogs.com/.a/6a00d834520b4b69e20191041d8422970c-pi

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Tupac says!

Folks Dalai Lama did not say this it was Tupac Shakur, - Bless him, these words are full of wisdom!