I am Sorry Mr. President

Holyman, The Guru

All hell broke last night. Holyman the Guru called on the secure mystic line (yes the one NSA can’t tap). Guru sounded very upset, he had read my post “Fuck you Mr. President” and was not very thrilled. Guru said “What business you have to speak on political issues? That flowery language of those rappers that you used, why? What has gotten into you O! Humble follower?

I said well don’t you see what is going on, he said “I see nothing but love and peace”. I said I don’t see it, I just see hate and unrest, he said, “Look with a Mystic eye, not with these physical ones you lowly monk.” 

Guru said, “All your past meditations, fasting and hours of prayers are null and void because of your post on two petty politicians who value their ego more than human life.” 

Guru demoted me from “humble follower” to “very humble follower”. I have been re-assigned and asked to go into a long retreat in order to retrieve my mystic vision that I have lost. Guru asked me to apologize to Mr. President and to “Un-Fuck” my Fuck you phrase.

Mr. President and fellow humans, “very humble monk” is “very” remorseful on the post “Fuck you Mr. President”. Humble monk became so low that he meddled into worldly games of politicians, and not only that but used very fiery and petty language like them as well.

So Mr. President I apologize. I take my “Fuck You” back. Actually Mr. President “Fuck me” for getting involved into that filthy business of politics.

Mr. President, go attack Syria; kill all those innocent people whom Mr. Bashar al Asad has not been able to kill. Go finish the job.  Spy on your fellow Americans, let FBI, IRS, NSA, DHS and local police departments harass ordinary citizens and the dissidents. Just remember less than four years from now you too will be an ordinary citizen. Let New York Police continue “Stop and Frisk”. But do remember your girls will not turn white living in the White House, less than four years from now when they will not have Secretive Service to protect them; I hope they will not get stopped and frisked in the streets of New York by the dutiful NYC police.

I am just a very humble follower a very lowly monk, what do I have to do with all this business. I am going back to retreat and meditation in the Humble Monastery. Yes I do want my vision back that of love and peace. NSA boys you have one less person to worry about, since there is no phone and no internet in the Humble Monastery. Circus will be closed for some time my friends. Bye bye, adios, salut….

me

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